Do you suffer from one or more of the following seasonal symptoms?
- Keeping your Christmas lights up all year long.
- Premature holiday shopping addiction.
- Longing for Christmas in July.
- Numerous thoughts of mouthwatering nogs and hot buttered rum.
- Recurring dreams of chestnuts roasting by the open fire.
Let us cure your affliction with ....
Prescription: Burn each two times daily.
Spiced Wassail, Red Hot Cinnamon, Jack Frost, Buttered Rum, Holiday Berry
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